Friday, August 18, 2006

dub diddles as the world burns

Regarding the following picture, rory draws no conclusions, draws no frickin’ lines between the photo of dub touching himself during a tense moment and the passage that follows the picture. Suffice it to say that at least one head of state may have been airbrushed out of this pic ... or ... was Chancellor Angela right?



“Sometimes an adult with dementia or another form of brain illness will begin to masturbate compulsively or publicly, either at home or in a long-term care facility. Often this is triggered by a change in medications, a worsening of the underlying condition, or a new medical problem that has developed. Much less commonly, compulsive or public masturbation develops in adults who were previously healthy. Under these circumstances, a thorough medical evaluation should be perfumed [that frickin’ typo is in the original and rory thought it was too frickin’ good to correct] to look for new neurological or psychiatric illness.”
erudite bit on compulsive baton polishers



I dunno.

13 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

you always find the most compromising bush pictures, rory! is that bro' jeb next to him, watching? cuz that makes it even sicker, like a family affair thing. and, of course, all medical exams should be perfumed, who wants an odious one? D.K.

10:56 AM  
Blogger Tina said...

Hey D.K.... ya know what they say about incest: It's a game the whole family can play.
And Rory, I now must go bleach out my brain due to that "Bush masturbating" image that is scorched into my head now... bleeeeech.

1:59 PM  
Anonymous karena said...

I went to 8th grade with a compulsive masturbator who had a below IQ level and was starved emotionally (14 kids in family) and physically (no money to feed them all). He was a mental screw up. He was always being ordered by Miss Williams, the teacher, Dale Scott, put your hands on top of your desk! We always knew he had pulled it out again. I think he may be related to the Bushster.

5:49 PM  
Blogger cul said...

a bush in the hand is worth two ... no, wait a minute...give a man two eggs and he'll...
Nurse!

6:46 PM  
Blogger enigma4ever said...

OMG...wow..it is obvious = they should atleast give him Something to DO..pen and paper..no no too grownup..ahem...crayons and playdough? I worked at a Nursing Home and we had this Guy Henry that was well a compulsive fella- like George and we had to give him Things to Do- so we brought in Blueberry scented Playdough to keep him Busy- and he loved it...except I went to check another patient ....and I came back and IT was gone...the Dough that is..ALL of it...First Time in my Nursing Career I had to call Poison Control for a Patient....

( oh, epilogue- like anyone cares- yeah- he lived- shit bluedough for days....and another nurse taught him how to play the Spoons, to keep him Busy..and yeah to this day if Anyone plays the spoons I just about die laughing...sorry..bad nurse..)

Thanks again Rory for giving us a laugh...

9:31 PM  
Blogger pissed off patricia said...

Do you think he could even do that correctly? I'm guessing he tried once, broke off his pee pee, and that's why he's so mean and nasty today.

3:40 AM  
Blogger Rory Shock said...

dk: there ain't enough perfume in the world to destinkify dub, though, is there? I think it's Hadley not Jebro ... another scary, twitchy sombitch ... w wankin' is a scary image, but hell that's about all he ever does ... Karena ... amazing how close the dale scott and the dub profiles are to each other ... cul, amazing how fast your request for a nurse was answered ... by the ultimate humanist, nurse, pundit, wit, raconteur and blogqueen -- the famous enigma -- enigma ... another great story from your treasure trove ... I think dub probably still has a taste for playdough ... pop, I think you're right, dub fell off the chair shortly after the picture was taken, unable to spank and sit at the same time ... nobody ever said multi-tasking was his strong point ...

5:48 AM  
Blogger glenda said...

rory, rory, rory,and she was describing said deviant at full mast.

7:25 AM  
Blogger Rory Shock said...

glenda: shock and awe? well Angela was perhaps shocked but not awed ...

8:55 AM  
Blogger JBlue said...

I think you own the market on Chancellor Angela jokes.

Masturbating or maybe he's just itchy?

11:03 AM  
Blogger sumo said...

Gross-out time from the Sumo now...I see he has a cup on the table...a cup that looks like it has a lid on it. While I haven't had to give manly specimens in a cup...(since I inhabit the flesh of a woman at this time)... I'd hate to think that "the dub" is giving a said specimen as perhaps a way to prolong the dynasty of the Dub. The thought simply stuns me into the land of "the la la". Sort of like the look the Chancellor has on her face.

12:51 PM  
Blogger DivaJood said...

It's the Angie-gram photo I love. She's really about summing him up. But she could also be describing his brain.

6:18 AM  
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